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July 7, 2008

Lil’ Wayne > Vicki From “Small Wonder”

Since I am a white male and this is a blog, I must follow Internet Law no. 291238 article IV pargraph 8 and  write at least 1 entry about Lil’ Wayne exclusively.  Over at Not a Blogger, I challenged Trey Stone/Tray (I’m terrible with names–forgive me) in the comments section to show me 5 great lyrical performances [...]

July 3, 2008

I Really Hate This Man

Can you just go away?  For good?
It’s bad enough I have to listen to John Madden feed the geese and get all hot and bothered every time your name is brought when you WERE playing.
Now my summer will be sabotaged by the cockroaches at ESPN who flock to get those Favre crumbs under every nook and [...]

May 19, 2008

America, You Decide

Shaving accident….or cocaine binge uncovered?
Here’s the evidence.  You make the call.
Photo 1: taken in my car on the way to work as Route 1 came to a halt.
Photo 2:  taken in my car after I cursed the heavens about Ridge Ave Exit being backed up for no discernable reason

Photo 3: taken in the men’s room [...]

May 17, 2008

I Used to Rock Dem Tapes Vol. 1

Here’s another segment I’m throwing at ya, captain: I Used to Rock Dem Tapes.
Before MP3s and blogs and iPods, there was cassettes. Cassettes were my friends. They were small. They had a finite shelf life. They were cheaper than CDs. They provided the chance to make an actual [...]

May 5, 2008

Summons to Conquest

Here it is…the first post EVER on Clap Cowards, my first real blog that is actually going to be updated more than once a leap year.
Deceased blogs from me (’06-’08) include:
5 O’Clock Free Crack Giveaway
Mittens for Maisy
Your Gun is Digging Into my Hip (Hop)
Gangsta Shit
Audacious Lymphnode
I’m Lovin’ That Lil’ Wayne
Pets.com
As you can see, I haven’t been [...]

May 5, 2008

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