Here it is…the first post EVER on Clap Cowards, my first real blog that is actually going to be updated more than once a leap year.
Deceased blogs from me (’06-’08) include:
5 O’Clock Free Crack Giveaway
Mittens for Maisy
Your Gun is Digging Into my Hip (Hop)
I’m Lovin’ That Lil’ Wayne
As you can see, I haven’t been very successful with my past blog enterprises. I’ve pretty much driven them all into the ground. But if I’ve learned anything from George Bush and Isiah Thomas, a million dollar smile seems to wipe away error upon multi-million dollar error–and blogs are FREE!!! I had braces in the 8th grade, so frankly I can’t lose.
Ultimately, I wanted a central place besides my MySpace page to harvest all the crap (Latin for poop) I’m doing throughout this bountiful land of webage. Besides, my mom always told me one day I’d be an outstanding “writer” (but since she fears rap music and doesn’t necessarily qualify “lyrics” with “art” or “credible literature” then this blog will just have to do).
So it’s gonna get weirder and funnier and off-topic and redudant from here on out. But I promise you that at NO POINT will you ever get pregnant here at Clap Cowards. Guaranteed, folks.