Shaving accident….or cocaine binge uncovered?
Here’s the evidence. You make the call.
Photo 1: taken in my car on the way to work as Route 1 came to a halt.
Photo 2: taken in my car after I cursed the heavens about Ridge Ave Exit being backed up for no discernable reason
Photo 3: taken in the men’s room after I arrived at work 15 minutes late due to general uselessness of Roosevelt Blvd. I immediately dabbed my face with a wet napkin before I had to answer questions about my weekend exploits.