*Snuggie salesman voice*
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Get all of your Pitchfork approved ironic rap/rock combinations in one package!
Lil’ Weezyer’s “Can’t Stop Partyin”!
15 million Americans have already agreed: Lil’ Weeyzer is where it’s at, homies!