The Program Director at SpikeTV Just Came On Himself

For 2010: The Expendables, a film written and directed by Sly Stallone.

Plot: A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

Cast:

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Eric Roberts
Danny Trejo

No word on the involvement of Sasha Mitchell or Tommy from “Best of the Best”. 

Obviously, this film will receive 4 Stallone Claps immediately upon release here at Clap Cowards.

/heads back to arm wrestling in cut off tank top while pumping “You’re the Best” in Camarro